weddings

Venus Is Married, and Is Marty Supreme?

Celebrity wedding season is back, and Oscar movie season is in full swing.

Jan 8 • Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan

Love Lives, Love Dies!

One wedding, one divorce, one upcoming live chat.

Sep 30, 2025 • Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan

Celebrity Wedding Season Is in Full Swing

Plus, mourning Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and there's Katie Holmes/Pacey news.

Jul 22, 2025 • Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan

The Sanzos (Benchez? Bezanchez?) Wedding Keeps On Giving

Including inflatable hate crocodiles and Bezos effigies! Plus, two mediocre Amazon mysteries unrelated to their union.

Jun 26, 2025 • Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan

What Do Hailee Steinfeld, New Coke, The Princess Bride, and Downton Abbey Have In Common?

Just this newsletter issue, probably. But that's enough!

Jun 3, 2025 • Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan

The Return of the Big Celebrity Wedding!

This one looked fun. Plus: Celine Dion is BACK, and we're jazzed for the Nicola Coughlan era.

Apr 25, 2024 • Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan

Celebrity Italian Wedding Phantom Cosplay...

...is not just a random collection of words! Plus, we sample Beckham.

Oct 5, 2023 • Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan

Lady Mary Ties The Knot!

In a place with a zesty history! Plus, chips, and other celebrities are coupling up...or not???

Sep 26, 2023 • Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan

Today Brings You Taylor Swift In Several Supporting Roles

In one celebrity wedding, and one celebrity manager implosion.

Aug 22, 2023 • Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan

Surf Girls, a Sprouse Twin Wedding, and Stars on Mars

Plus bonus Tree Law! It's an eclectic one this week.

Jul 20, 2023 • Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan

In Which More Rich People Get Married... and Divorced

Team Brenda Forever!

Apr 25, 2023 • Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan

Spice Up Your Wedding Lawsuit!

Also, H tries two beauty products and gets "a snoutload of what I’m calling Sweet Citrus Cardboard."

Mar 2, 2023 • Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan

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