Love Lives, Love Dies!

One wedding, one divorce, one upcoming live chat.

After several months of my privately (and also publicly) bitching that summer 2025 was disappointingly low on celebrity weddings — La Sánchez notwithstanding, with an additional hat tip to Hailee Steinfeld and Josh Allen — my plea has finally been heard and answered! Praise!

The Bride: Selena Gomez, an actress and singer of whom you have surely heard because she is very famous — both for professional achievements in those arenas, and also because her beauty line, Rare Beauty is worth two billion dollars. (It is good.) She was once also lightly notorious for having had a tendency to be messy online in her youth – who hasn’t!?? – notably around when she was on-and-off dating Justin Bieber as a teen, an entanglement which does seem believably stressful. (People are still being unhinged about this relationship online; y’all, they are both now married to other people, you have to let this go!!!) Selena has held 16 Guinness World Records, and is still the woman with the most followers on Ins…