Spice Up Your Wedding Lawsuit!
Also, H tries two beauty products and gets "a snoutload of what I’m calling Sweet Citrus Cardboard."
It came to my attention last week that Brooklyn and Nicola Peltz-Beckham are in the midst of extreme legal drama involving their blessed union, and there is nothing that I love more than Celebrity Wedding Dramz — even when the personalities involved are as dull as they are. There’s a special irony when two boring rich people, who’ve tried hard to convince us that they’re bona-fide celebrities, actually do turn out to be interesting… solely because one of their dads sued the wedding planner and we found out the other one wanted themed Wendy’s burgers and didn’t know his own sister’s age. (Spoiler: That’s Brooklyn.)
For the uninitiated, 23-year old Brooklyn is the oldest child of Victoria “Posh Spice” and David “Golden Balls” Beckham, and if you, like me, remember when he was born, make sure to put night cream on your neck tonight.