Surf Girls, a Sprouse Twin Wedding, and Stars on Mars

Plus bonus Tree Law! It's an eclectic one this week.

It’s been a while since we dove deep into the details of celebrity nuptials, but today we can thank model Barbara Palvin and her longtime love, actor Dylan “The One That’s Not on Riverdale” Sprouse for ending the drought via their three-dress wedding in Hungary over the 4th of July weekend. I’ve been longing to eyeball some lapel pins, and this wedding did provide! Let’s get into the nitty gritty:

The Groom: To be honest, I had no idea Dylan Sprouse even acted anymore until I sat down to write this, but Wiki tells me he has been in some terrible-sounding straight-to-streaming gigs, including a vanity project by a romance novelist who, um, also happened to be a racist anti-vaxxer who was a fan of… the… Capitol insurrection? That’s not great! He also apparently owns a “meadery” in (of course) Brooklyn where he explores “his passion for making mead.”  Said meadery has a five-star rating on Yelp, which includes this frankly brilliant review:

“I am more of an alcoholic than a fangirl but the…