The Sanzos (Benchez? Bezanchez?) Wedding Keeps On Giving
Including inflatable hate crocodiles and Bezos effigies! Plus, two mediocre Amazon mysteries unrelated to their union.
As you’re likely well aware, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez are getting married in Venice this weekend and people are not happy about it. By “people,” I mostly mean a lot of folks in Venice, who as noted in Tuesday’s newsletter unfurled a huge banner yelling at Jeff to pay more taxes. In response to this kerfuffle, a communique from the happy couple “leaked” that had allegedly asked all their guests not to give them gifts and enumerating all the donations they made to various philanthropic organizations aiding the city. Yes, I’m sure that was accidental and not at all something that was intentionally slipped to ABC News to make them look better!
As this blessed event — which the Daily Mail claims has been dubbed “the wedding of the century,” although they don’t note by whom — draws nearer, there’s been a ton of Bezos/Sánchez nuptial gossip hitting the wires and the updates have been fast and furious. Remember Tuesday, when we learned the wedding is stressing out Orlando Bloom because of…