We Welcome Our Algorithm Overloads

Also, whoa, those Anne Hathaway Versace ads are really bad!

Listen, I am aware that Apple claims our phones aren’t actively eavesdropping on everything we do, but we all know this is a lie. Five minutes after I told my fiance that I thought Morty — our dog — seemed itchier than usual, I opened Instagram and it tried to sell me several different supplements for itchy dogs. Although this was creepy, it was also ve…