The Wretched Penultimate Episode of Feud Has TWO Ghosts

How on earth does this show have another episode left?

I know I just wondered how this show has another episode left, but it’s clearly going to be about people trying to find Truman’s — still never found and probably non-existent! — manuscript of Answered Prayers, presumably as various ghosts flit in and out to monologue at them. There is no way — you heard it here first! — that won’t be a whimper of a finale. Apt, really.

Before we get into the nuts and bolts of this episode — which was 45 minutes of programming that felt like a series of assignments for an advanced Writing For the Theatre class completed by a marginally talented student who is very annoying in class — I must gloat that I called Ghost Babe Taking Truman to the Afterlife. I did NOT call Dying Babe Hallucinates Truman at her end, and I certainly would not have predicted both of those things happening in the same episode, because, unlike Truman, I am not currently wasted.

In short: This episode was an absolute mess, beyond the efforts of the talented people sourcing the jewel…