Someone Dropped a Buzzard on New Year's Eve

Plus, Aaron Rodgers's Douche Parade somehow gets EVEN DOUCHIER.

Every family has holiday traditions and one of mine is reading aloud selections from the Wikipedia page listing “objects raised and/or dropped on New Year's Eve” each — you guessed it — New Year’s Eve. Many places in America (and a few elsewhere) drop or raise a lot of different things, and if you want to look busy at the office but do not want to actua…