On Breakfast Pastries, Bras, Bennifer, and British Vogue

Plus U.S. Vogue, but it didn't start with a B, so.

We have, of course, fresh updates on the case of America’s Favorite Divorcing Superstars: Jen and Ben were apparently spotted canoodling at the Polo Lounge over the weekend, a turn of events we couldn’t even contemplate until today because of the Emmys. Guys, can you PLEASE hold your dysfunction until our schedules are clearer?!? Anyway, Page Six reports that going to brunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel was Ben’s idea because he wanted paparazzi pictures of them being amicable. Surely not!! You mean Serious Intellectual Ben Affleck who claimed Jennifer’s need for public attention was a massive part of the reason they broke up!?!?! Yes, of course that Ben Affleck, the one who sees wisdom in using the paparazzi if the photos might do him some good. And then they apparently remembered that although they cannot be married to each other, they have insane sexual chemistry, and the rest is tabloid history.

You know both of their respective friend groups absolutely have a group chat going on abo…