IT FINALLY HAPPENED.

J. Lo files for divorce. Also: Would you go on an RFK Jr. Celebrity Booze Cruise?

Please forgive me for pushing the promised Blake (Lively) Brown hair products review into next week. If that’s what you came here for, I promise I won’t string you along again unless, say, Britney Spears marries Barry Keoghan — and even that might not do it. But it felt prudent to place Blake on hold in favor of covering Tuesday’s big breaking news that is very much in the DWB gossip wheelhouse: After months of rumors and hardly any togetherness, Jennifer Lopez finally filed for divorce from Ben Affleck. And by that I do mean Jennifer Lopez, not “Jennifer Lopez’s personal assistant,” or, “Jennifer Lopez’s highly paid attorney,” or, “Jennifer Lopez’s highly paid attorney’s lackey.” Rather, per TMZ:

J Lo filed legal docs Tuesday in L.A. County Superior Court, but they were not filed by a lawyer. Jennifer filed pro per, meaning by herself and without an attorney.

Now, I have no idea if that means Jennifer actually physically waltzed into the courthouse and took a number and sat there wait…