Let's Move in Across the Lake From George Clooney

Plus: How Super was Superman?

I realize that I have found us approximately ten thousand Broads HQs, but I will never rest until I uncover the most perfect property for our compound! (We’ve talked about what we’d do if we won the Lottery, and I didn’t mention our compound, but please rest assured that it is on the list, after that thing with the radio and obviously my traveling the world drinking local spritzes and eating cheese.) To that end, two new, er, villas have entered the villa. Let’s take a closer look.

Up first is a place where the URL slug tells you all you need to know: lake-como-villa-with-infinity-pool-private-dock-riva-aquariva-super

You had me at Lake Como villa, friends! This property is CHARMING. It does have an infinity pool! It does have a private dock! It does come with a custom speedboat, which I’m sure at least one of us can drive. But best of all, right there at the top of the listing are these words: “directly facing George Clooney's Villa Oleandra.”

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Look, I trust all Broads to be cool …