An Ode to Proper DJs, the Watercooler, and that Messy Bench Jason Isaacs

Also, Law Roach is back.

One of my favorite conversational gambits is asking people what they’d do with with the money if they won a huge lottery jackpot — not like a mere twenty million, but the billion-dollar Powerball. When you have that much money, you can afford to indulge your biggest eccentricities, along with doing nice philanthropic things and paying off your student loans. (I assume no Broads will be doing anything nefarious with their money and will instead be acting as what I call A Good Rich Person.) One of my plans involves sponsoring a diorama at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles — which has AMAZING dioramas! — and talking the diorama scientists into letting me put hats and glasses on my animals when New Year’s rolls around. (COME ON, this is such a fun idea. Imagine one of the sloths with little 2026 glasses for the final week of the year! People would love this! This is wholesome! The Instagrams would totally raise money for the museum! I plan to be such an otherwise generous and deli…