How Bad Was It: Red One

Also, discontinued beauty products, and are you poisoned???

As you may recall, last week I literally wrote, “I will not pay money to watch Red One, as it seems to feature a Swole Santa who gets… kidnapped, or something?” Well, this was not technically a lie. I did watch Red One but only because it started rolling after Thursday Night Football ended on Amazon last Thursday, and I really only paid for it in the se…