Welcome to the All Rant Edition of Drinks With Broads.

Do We Have a Trailer Problem? A Sexy Santa Problem? And we ALWAYS have Vogue problems.

A week or two ago, I started seeing ads for A Complete Unknown, the Bob Dylan movie starring Timothee Chalamet. It looked… very trite, and like an embarrassing pastiche of all the other movie biopics that Weird parodied so well. “Who WROTE this?” Pause, smug pointing. “HE did.” Or, “They should just let me be.” “Be what?” “Whatever it is they don’t want…