Get Sucked Into Twisters (Sorry) and Also Celine Dion (Not Sorry)

Plus... a Facts of Life blind item?!? Sure!

Lured by the appeal of movie popcorn, giant buckets of soda, powerful air-conditioning, racking up points on my Regal app, and the prospect of seeing cows getting sucked up into wind tunnels, I — like a lot of people — saw Twisters on Friday. Good news: It was a decent use of my $12! 

I saw the original Twister in the movie theater when it came out, but …