Did a Traitor win The Traitors? MAYBE

Oh my Lord, sweet baby Jesus, not Ekin-Su.

Listen, I love the Oscars; they’re one of our biggest and best work days. But I am SO RELIEVED they are over because, logistically speaking, they were standing in the way of us discussing this finale. If you haven’t been spoiled, then I won’t do it for you up here; come on this final jaunt with me the way I experienced it. There were more twists and turns than I expected, and I have been trying to make various behaviors line up with the logic that SHOULD have been behind them and then realizing that not many of these people USE logic. 

But even with its frustrations, and they were many as this went on, Season 2 was very entertaining and the most consistent source of joy is our perpetual first stop in every recap: King Cumming, Master of the Machiavellian Manse.

Marvelous.