Bras, Bachelors, and Billionaire Wedding Updates

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Great news, Broads! It’s time for another accounting of Stuff I Bought Because of the Freakishly Competent Instagram Algorithm and How That’s Working Out For Me. Learn from my mistakes, be swayed by my impulse buys!

First: An update! Remember how I bought Deeps, the sticky patches you attach to the inside of your arm so you can sleep better — despite the fact that I (used to) sleep fairly well? The good (?) news is that my sleep skills have plummeted so I can now officially attest to the fact that, yes, these do work! I do sleep better with them on! The bad news is that, as also happened to at least one of you, the patches gave me a rash on the application site that, three weeks later, I still slightly have. I really wish this company would make a version for folks with sensitive skin. 

The Ongoing Honeylove Saga: First, I bought the Honeylove CrossOver bra, thanks to some truly valiant efforts on the part of Instagram. It’s fine? I think I am slightly in-between sizes, and as one of yo…