In Which the Algorithm Gets Blamed for A LOT

Also: STOP LYING, GARDENSCAPES.

It’s been a while since we discussed whatever random shit the algorithm has seduced us into buying, and, Broads, I have some updates. First, remember when I bought The Tucky? Well, I’m pleased to inform you that, nine months later, I still have not worn it out of the house for an extended period of time! What a great use of my money! (Having said that, I stand by my original comment that it “is actually somewhat practical, albeit for very specific instances. Maybe not an everyday workhorse, but definitely an occasional outfit-saver.” I just haven’t come across that specific instance yet. It will happen!)

Anyway, I have not learned my lesson and have continued to buy stuff on a whim off Instagram after I’ve seen an ad for it more than once. Let’s review:

Deeps: These are patches you put on the inside of your arm that are meant to improve the quality of your sleep. This is the dumbest thing I’ve bought, because I do not suffer from poor sleep quality. Do I occasionally lie there and think…