Ahoy! It's Your Emmys Open Thread!

Yes, the Emmys are TONIGHT! Get in here!

Greetings, Broads, from the depths of awards season — which is already even more bonkers than years past, because the powers that be stuck the strike-postponed Emmys on the calendar for tonight, even though there are (a) plenty of open weekends between now and the Oscars, and (b) football playoffs happening. The good news, given what went down at the Globes? We finally get the E! red carpet pre-show back, kicking off at 3 p.m PT/6 p.m. ET, before the Emmys themselves begin two hours later. Those are hosted by Anthony Anderson, and they air on FOX. (There is no official streaming partner for this one but obviously if you have YouTubeTV+ or whatever you can just toodle over to FOX like the rest of us.) Don’t you feel like every host on the docket has breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that it’s unlikely they will bomb as hard as Jo Koy? That was a gift.

The other good news, of course, is that we are all reunited here again in the open thread to talk about what people are wearing; why La…