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Remember, it all starts earlier this year!

We have finally reached the season finale of Awards, titled, “The One That’s For All The Marbles.” Plan carefully: Not only did we all just spring forward an hour last night — RUDE! — but the Oscars got scooted earlier this year and ergo so did everything else, so you’ve got to gird yourself for snarking (and maybe sobbing; it happens) at the downright disrespectful hour of 1 p.m. Pacific/4 p.m. Eastern. Of course, we are thrilled, because earlier to work means earlier to bed. But imagine how early the nominees have to get out of bed and start caffeinating so that they can be in the limo line at the right time. It’s lippy and lashes during breakfast, methinks.

Here’s how the schedule shakes out this year (all times Pacific):

1 p.m.: E!’s red carpet show. Surely it’ll be at least 45 minutes of awkward montages before anyone good arrives? But E! will be there, and we can try and guess who this year’s Sarah Hyland is (that being, the celeb who shows up RIGHT when it starts and gets a ton o…