Happy Tuesday, Broads!
Due to Reasons (namely, I forgot what day it was and clicked the wrong button), this morning’s newsletter only went out to folks on the paid subscribers list, instead of to everyone.
For some reason, Substack won’t let me just pop into the works and just send it off to everyone who didn’t get it, but you can read it here! It is worth clicking in! We’ve got news from the Gucci offices! The new Met Gala dress code! Swiss villas! And also Heather watched the Critics Choice Awards so you won’t have to!
Check it out!
Prepare Your Resumes, Because Gucci Is Hiring Again
The Critics Choice Awards, postponed from its original date due to the L.A. wildfires, landed at 7 p.m. ET/PT on this past Friday night — not the sexiest time slot for an awards show that’s already not tremendously high profile, but it provided me a great excuse to curl up on my couch with snacks and thick socks, and hide from the world under the guise of having to work.
Also: sorry to the people on the paid list who had to hear from me twice this morning. Mercury isn’t even in retrograde! I am just a doofus!
Okay, bye. Talk to you later,
Jessica