Welcome to Your Super Bowl LVIII Chat

It's Chiefs vs. 49ers, in between all the ads.

We know our Broads contain multitudes, and that many of you — as we do — follow sports as closely as the award shows, and will be watching today’s game as closely as the halftime show and the ads. And we deserve to experience it together, don’t you think? Festivities begin at 3 p.m. Pacific on CBS with the National Anthem being performed by Reba McEntire, Andra Day performing “Lift Every Voice and Sing” and Post Malone taking on '“America the Beautiful,” the coin toss, the starting lineup announcements, and exhaustive coverage of where particular famous people might be sitting. Kickoff is scheduled for 3:30 p.m., and presumably shenanigans will ensue.

Super Bowl XVIII pits Taylor Swift against Olivia Culpo, in a battle for ALL the Making Out Under a Hailstorm of Confetti photos. I kid, I kid, obviously it has nothing to do with them, although I feel like Olivia probably hopes they’ll get a photo op out of it. Olivia, a former Miss Universe, is engaged to the San Francisco 49er’s star r…