Welcome to the VMAs Open Thread!

What bananas thing is gonna happen at THIS one?

Hello! It’s been a while since we had an awards show, much less an open thread for one, and it feels so good to be back. In case you forgot how this works, or weren’t Drinking With Broads during awards season — in which case, welcome, we are so delighted to have you! — scroll down to the bottom of this email and hit the little “comment” icon to join the…