We Watched the New Lindsay Lohan Movie So You Don't Have To (But, Maybe Do It Anyway?)

And we crown awards season's ugliest step-and-repeat, AND MORE.

Awards season has finally come to a close — until the CMTs in April, anyway — thus the time has come to take a comprehensive look back at the most important and artistically vital aspect of the entire dog-and-pony show: the red carpets. No, literally the carpets. The set-up of awards show step-and-repeats has become needlessly complicated over the last …