We Have Emotional Liftoff on Bridgerton!

Episode 2, "How Bright The Moon," gives us HORMONES and a sex-ed lesson from Portia.

We are cooking with gas now, people. It’s only episode 2, and we’ve got liplock. Penelope Featherington, it seems, has waited LONG ENOUGH.

Speaking of long:

Look at the font! The spacing! The length of the paper, which you can only sort of see! Lady Whistledown’s scandal sheet is technically a pamphlet, but also possibly a novel?!?!? From one overly wordy…