We Have Breaking Crazy Rich People News!

Also Heather is nice about things (like Barbie!), and we found another compound or two.

Friends! I bring you a vital update in the world of Rich People Weddings. A mere two weeks ago, we covered the tremendously romantic news that media mogul/actual demon Rupert Murdoch had fallen in love once more, and was engaged for the fifth time. But Cupid said, “Not so fast!” As quickly as it was on, 92-year-old Murdoch’s betrothal to Ann Lesley Smith – who, as a reminder, he met one month after his divorce from Jerry Hall was finalized – is now DUNZO. In other words, the full background check finally came in, and it’s sus. 

Per our friends at VF, in a rare return to the kind of scoop that once made them the premier magazine to read on a plane:

“Little is known about [Smith’s] childhood. In her 20s, Smith married John B. Huntington, a descendant of a wealthy California railroad family. ‘I spent $65,000 a month on clothes easily. Money was not an object. I had everything in the world,’ she told the Christian Broadcasting Network. They divorced, she said in the CBN interview, when Hunt…