We Figured Out the New Downton Abbey Movie

And wax poetic about a new (?!!!) font.

ALERT! News broke last week that we are apparently getting a third Downton Abbey movie. The messenger was none other than Imelda Staunton, who appeared in the first two films, and — possibly more pertinently in terms of being tapped into behind-the-scenes Downton gossip — is also married to Jim Carter, who plays Carson. It is here that I must confess th…