We Cannesnot Believe The New Cannes Fashion Rules

Also, Jon Hamm's new show, a new pope, a new Gilded Age trailer... ALL NEW.

Cannes starts tomorrow, and Broads, they may be about to play themselves. With very little notice, the film festival has just told everyone there is a new dress code:

“For decency reasons, nudity is prohibited on the Red Carpet, as well as in any other area of the Festival… Voluminous outfits, in particular those with a large train, that hinder the proper flow of traffic of guests and complicate seating in the theatre are not permitted.”

The Festival welcoming teams will be obligated to prohibit Red Carpet access to anyone not respecting these rules.

Are we alone in thinking this is oddly pearl-clutchy of Cannes? No nipples, OR dramatic trains?!? Has Cannes been to Cannes before? Nipples and trains and nudity are the festival’s entire personality. They even tried to ban flats at one point for being insufficiently glamorous — a stance they claim was never official, and which has been reduced to simply “elegant shoes and sandals with or without a heel” but no sneakers. This feels like if…