Drinks With Broads

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Wait, WHAT?

Wait, WHAT?

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom might be dunzo, we've got questions about the latest from Sabrina Carpenter, and Heather has uncovered another terrible movie.

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Welcome back to a feature I’ve begun thinking of as Wait, What?, most recently seen tackling whatever is happening with the Family Beckham. (The jury is still out.) As I explained it then, you know how sometimes you’ll be tootling around, minding your own business, and then you have a dawning realization that you’re out of the loop about something that seems to be going down? A universal experience. Obviously, in the real world, oftentimes this is unfortunately about serious news — but instead here it’s about Katy Perry.

Katy has, charitably, been going through it. I, for one, never miss an opportunity to note that she’s always in the middle of some weird lawsuit and may have indirectly killed a nun a few years ago. That nun might have cursed her, frankly, because now even Wendy’s is talking shit. Scaachi Koul at Slate covered Katy’s avalanche of professional issues adeptly just last week, and here we’ve gone on at length about how dumb that recent Jeff Bezos-funded “astronaut” stunt w…

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