Vogue Returns to Snoozeville; Good Housekeeping Believes You Can Rewire Your Home
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I took a break from paying attention to Vogue after its embarrassing piece on Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez, because sometimes when my automatic response to something is, “Give me a fucking BREAK,” I actually go aheand and make that happen for myself. But then the magazine’s Winter Issue cover floated past my eyeballs:
This photo is, to me, the epitome of Vogue roulette: spin the wheel of cliches and see where it lands! Congratulations, you won NICOLE KIDMAN in a MEADOW wearing SHEERS! Spin again! You got JILL BIDEN in SOLIDS and LEANING AGAINST A WALL NEAR AN END TABLE! And again! This time it’s EMMA STONE looking FORLORN AND COLD and HUNCHING ON A CHAISE! And for Winter, SIENNA MILLER in UNDERPANTS on a BEACH! And as a bonus, she’s both pregnant AND bringing her older child along: