There's Drama of Every Sort Afoot

From Real Housewives to revisiting Days of Our Lives to actual celeb breakups.

This past Sunday, the new season of Real Housewives of New York premiered, and with it an attempt to rehabilitate and revitalize a branch of the Bravo tree that is coming off a season that was problematic at best — and your Bravo Cinematic Universe Correspondent is here to catch you up on everything you need to know about this vital breaking news. 

RHoNY, once one of the jewels in the crown of the Real Housewives franchise, has recently fallen on hard times. All the Bravo unscripted shows were somewhat hamstrung by Covid, as the non-competition ones live and die by the women going to various goofy events/foreign countries and screaming at each other while the civilians in the background make faces. Is The Real Housewives truly itself if its titular characters are not getting wasted in a Mexican villa and then falling into a bush before crying in one another’s arms about a fight they’ve had regarding a toaster oven? Certainly not.