There's Drama of Every Sort Afoot

From Real Housewives to revisiting Days of Our Lives to actual celeb breakups.

This past Sunday, the new season of Real Housewives of New York premiered, and with it an attempt to rehabilitate and revitalize a branch of the Bravo tree that is coming off a season that was problematic at best — and your Bravo Cinematic Universe Correspondent is here to catch you up on everything you need to know about this vital breaking news. 

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