The Bests, Worsts, Mosts, and Leasts of the 2023 VMAs

From two old crones.

We have arrived at the award show that makes us feel the oldest: The MTV Video Music Awards, where we truly cannot tell the difference between musicians, influencers, TikTok celebrities, and All of the Aboves; and where the flashbacks and reunions -- *NSYNC, Shakira, tributes to hip-hop -- are far more in our wheelhouse than 80 percent of the nominees i…