Surprise! It's An Early Bridgerton Recap!

Welcome to Episode 6.

We didn’t have a regular paid issue this week, due to Juneteenth, but I’ve been trying to work ahead on Bridgerton to prepare for The Bear and decided to drop Episode 6 early for anyone who’s missing our usual Thursday chats. So, ta-da! Doing this means a) Episode 7 will come at the usual time, and b) you were spared the original headline, which was, wait for it, it’s a doozy, not at all embarrassing: “Cressida Joins the Press-ida.” WINNING STUFF RIGHT THERE. Anyway, if you are a fan of The Misguided Machinations of a Spiraling Cressida Cowper, this week is for you. But the real breaking news, hold onto your drawers, is that THE MONDRICHES ARE SELLING THE CLUB! After lo these many seconds, nay MINUTES, of moderate curiosity about two people we barely know, finally we can sleep soundly.

Benedict: Sweet, dunderheaded Bonedown misses a hundred obvious signs this week that Tilley and her visiting friend Paul want to have a threesome with him. It’s POSSIBLE he missed them because he was to…