Spoiler: Rich Old Dudes Continue to Find Love

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Sound the Gossip Klaxon! We have fresh reports from the Shenanigans of Old Rich Men in Love newsdesk — a reporting assignment that, again, I must stress that I did not ask for and do not want! But one cannot fight one’s calling and chronicling the misadventures of horny old billionaires is apparently one of mine. This time, the Old Rich Man in question …