Spoiler: Rich Old Dudes Continue to Find Love

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Sound the Gossip Klaxon! We have fresh reports from the Shenanigans of Old Rich Men in Love newsdesk — a reporting assignment that, again, I must stress that I did not ask for and do not want! But one cannot fight one’s calling and chronicling the misadventures of horny old billionaires is apparently one of mine. This time, the Old Rich Man in question is former CNN bigwig Jeff Zucker, who left the network in 2022 because he was “secretly” dating Allison Gollust, CNN’s EVP/chief marketing officer, a relationship that sounds like it was not at all actually secret or indeed discreet, to the point where apparently Gollust actually moved into Zucker’s apartment building whilst they were both still married. Messy! Anyhoodle, now, Zucker’s been photographed gamboling hand-in-hand with a married CNN anchor, with whom he claims he’s just “close friends,” which is exactly what he said about his Gollust, whom he claims to still be dating. (This is all, of course, per the New York Post.) I don’t…