Joe and Sophie, Rich People Lawsuits, More Costner Shenanigans, and, Obviously, Bird Hats

TEAM SOPHIE.

Good news! All of a sudden, summer is in the rearview mirror and tons of interesting stuff is happening again. In addition to the onset of Fashion Month, the VMAs are scheduled for next Tuesday, September 12 — and appear to actually be happening, presumably meaning they too have figured out how to do this without writers. All of which means that next we…