Is The Truth Out There AGAIN, Seriously?!
Also, a potential gossip bomb, and the drama behind the Biggest Jewelry Sale in History.
Originally, this newsletter was going to lead off with Jessica’s piece about the (sigh) rumored new iteration of The X-Files, but then Drinks With Broads got its first “STOP THE PRESSES” moment. Late Tuesday night, Reddit lit up with an as-yet very unsubstantiated rumor that Reese Witherspoon — upon whose romantic future we were just speculating that very day — might be hooking up with… wait for it… if you haven’t heard yet, I’m so excited for you… Tom Brady. Thomas Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. TB12. The man on the (shared) cover of Madden 2022, on whose face I drew an evil mustache before wrapping that up and giving it to my children. NOT IN OUR WILDEST DREAMS did any of us see this coming. In fact, Wednesday morning, I told a Bills-loving, Brady-loathing friend about it, and she actively recoiled and grabbed at her chest. “Why?” she sputtered. “Why would Reese do that?”
The most obvious answer is, because they’re newly single rich people with private jets who are hot for each other. On …