"I Don't Think There's a Drug in the World That Would Make Me Get With My Brother"
It's your new White Lotus recap!
I mean, we knew the Full Moon Party was going to be crazy but I’m not sure we thought it was gonna get, uh, quite that crazy? This season of Below Deck is WILD.
Let’s not waste any time, and we might as well start with The Ratliffs. HOO BOY. I’m just going to be upfront about this: Saxon and Lochy were EXTREMELY WASTED during the Full Moon party and ended up having a threesome with Chloe. At the very least, Lochy gave Saxon a, er, successful handjob — seemingly while he was having sex with Chloe, which is very coordinated for someone who was allegedly a virgin at the start of the evening. At first, Lochy seems, like, pretty cool about the entire thing. The next morning, he claims he blacked out, and Saxon is like YES WE BOTH BLACKED OUT EVERYONE BLACKED OUT — but memories seem to return to Lochy later at Piper’s Mediation Center, where he is spending the night for reasons I’ll get into shortly. It’s convenient that these memories return to Lochy during a m…