"I Could Be Somebody Else If I Wanted."
Your penultimate White Lotus recap!
The penultimate episode is freshly behind us! And, yes, it answered some questions: Was Greg/Gary’s party designed… to murder? (Not yet.) Was Valentin in on the hotel’s gift shop robbery? (Sure looks like it!) Is Fabian’s voice exceptionally hideous? (No.) And, most crucially, what the hell did Frank’s baseball cap actually say? (Ultimately, it really was a totally extravagant Lowe’s cap.) But before we get into the meat of this recap, a mea culpa: For some insane reason, last week I kept calling the Meditation Center a Mediation Center, a typo that of course spellcheck would not catch. I also did not catch this the approximately 120 times I proofread said recap. Many commenters kindly pointed out that the Ratliffs do also need a Mediation Center, but!
Speaking of, let’s just pick up at the Mediation/Meditation Center, where Piper and Lochy are spending the night. The food seems mediocre (especially compared to the food Mook and Gaitok eat at the night ma…