I Appear to Be Watching This Season of The Bachelor

Plus: Channing Tatum, and that episode of The Last of Us

I like how I say this “appears to be happening” as if I have no knowledge of how The Bachelor could possibly be in front of my eyeholes, when actually I know exactly how this happened: I always watch Jeopardy and sometimes I stay through Wheel of Fortune because I get sucked into how enthusiastic the contestants are when they’re telling Pat about their …