Hunky Gurus and the Fountain of Youth

Also: Is The Buccaneers good now? And a brief tantrum about B.J Novak.

There’s a lot of celebrity romance news dribbling out after the 4th of July holiday. Most pertinently, Jennifer Aniston is now allegedly dating a “hypnotist”/hypnotherapist who wrote a book called Shift Quantum Manifestation Guide: A Workbook for Coding a New Consciousness and whose Instagram bio reads, “My mission is to help you heal and thrive by upgrading your I AM.” His actual website reads, “Through hypno-realizations, I not only transformed my health, anxiety and relationships, I've helped thousands of others break free from their past & patterns to create an entirely new reality full of connection, community and love.” Listen, Jennifer once gave an interview saying she worked through her break-up with Brad Pitt by sobbing through sunrise yoga so I can see her digging this — and also this dude looks like if Brad and Justin Theroux had a baby, so it tracks on that front, too. I just wish he’d decide if his house style was “and” or “&.”

Anyway, they’re currently in Spain with Jason…