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The White Lotus Episode Two Recap.

Welcome back to The White Lotus. I’ve scheduled you an appointment with a wellness executive to go over your biometrics. (For what it’s worth, I cannot think of something I want to do less on vacation that go over my biometrics. I don’t care how hot the biometrician is. As far as I’m concerned, my biometrics are none of my business.)

As I’ve mentioned, I love thinking about the White Lotus corporate head of comms, who is getting a increasingly severe migraine with each murder that happens at their flagship locations. But I also loved these jokes on Bluesky about how off the rails the TripAdvisor reviews are going to get:

“Four and a half stars. We were having a great time on the beach until a body washed ashore! The staff handled it well except for the manager who honestly did seem really stressed the entire time we were there but who can blame her because every time I came downstairs someone was yelling at her about something. Breakfast buffet was AMAZING. I do think some of the girls …