From BenAna to... AnaTommy? (No, That's a Terrible Portmanteau)
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Recently, there was a rumor that Ana de Armas had moved on from dating the stepson of a dictator — and, listen, we all like to ding Ben Affleck for potentially being an irksome partner but this was a weird place for her to go next — and was now dating… Tom Cruise? They’d been seen out around London, where I guess Tom lives now. A lot of this was handwaved as “business,” especially because on at least one of the occasions their agents were also present, and anyway, Ana popped out with said dictator stepson again the following night. However, whether Ana is just going to be Tom’s latest brunette co-star or what, this relationship actually makes a lot of sense to me. Stick with me:
Ana, as noted in this Daily Mail (I know) piece about her dating history, likes (a) a brunet and (b) a man with some power. Tom is both!
Nicole Kidman notwithstanding, Tom also likes being romantically linked with a brunette: Mimi Rogers, Cher!!, Katie Holmes, Hayley Atwell, Penelope Cruz. (Remember when Tom Cru…