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The fire cannons have cooled, the douze points have been awarded, and of course…

That’s right: The Eurovision Grand Final 2025 is in the books, and our winner is an operatic singer from Austria, JJ, who said his primary goal was to make people interested in classical music — which, honestly, is a noble and apt goal for a guy repping Vienna, but I prefer it when people’s goals are to generate deranged GIFs and pump out earworms I will sing for a week. If you think I didn’t spent much of Sunday grabbing the beans’ faces and warbling, “MI AMOOOORE” and “NO ESTRESSO, NO ESTRESSO,” then you do not know me.