Colin and Penelope, Macking In A Carriage...

... doing things that are gonna lead to marriage.

Congratulations to Colin and Penelope for getting to the, er, climax faster than any of the other Bridgerton protagonists. While Colin did not HIMSELF find release on this day, he got the job done for Penelope a whole episode faster than the current record holders, Daphne and the Duke, who didn’t take care of business until the end of episode five.

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