Colin and Penelope Get a Proper Sex Scene

On a chaise!

As I recap this, Gentle Reader, I am also watching the other most romantic TV show of the modern age: Love Island USA. The Lady Whistledown of Love Island, Iain Sterling, narrates the journey of eligible singles who, much like in Regency times, are putting themselves on the marriage mart — and much like in Regency times, supervise each other’s one-on-on…