"Christmas In The Spotlight" Was a Lowlight

Plus, Apple Martin made her debut in underwhelming couture. We are not impressed today!

It seemed inevitable that someone would rush to market with a movie that capitalized on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, but we ended up with two: Lifetime hit the market first with Christmas in the Spotlight, and Hallmark followed it up with Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story, which capitalizes on the bonus interest in Kansas City’s team and features Kelce’s coach and some of his teammates. I watched both so that you don’t have to — to be clear, you really don’t have to — and we will punt Holiday Touchdown to Thursday and begin with Christmas in the Spotlight. Oh, Lifetime, sweet Lifetime, you really Lifetimed it up with this one.

I snorted with laughter when I saw this, because he clearly shot this alone and was told to stare at his toes and pretend they were her face, and then they Photoshopped her in without paying attention to whether she is the right size relative to him. Needless to say, she is not: