Are We All Gonna Get Stress Ulcers During Paris 2024?

Should we do it TOGETHER? Also: important shoe news.

We’re in a robust sports season right now, between Euro 2024, the Copa America, Wimbledon, and the U.S. Olympic trials, all of which have me yelling a variety of things at my television set — but only one of which has me watching through my fingers.

Somewhere in the last several Olympics cycles, I lost the ability to watch figure skating and gymnastics l…