The good news is, episode two was indeed better than episode one. The less good news is, this is on a scale of “shoving one hand in the Disposal, vs both of them.” It felt at times — thrice, in fact — like the writers finally got permission to empty their pockets of decade-old grievances. But at least we didn’t have to listen to Aidan pleasuring himself again. I can’t believe I missed him LICKING HIS PALM last week during his demon truck-fuck, but honestly? I watched that episode multiple times to document it all for you, and EVERY TIME, I screeched and wrapped my arms around my head — or closed my eyes, so that I could type what he was saying without having to look at his face — and it must have always been right around that moment. Somewhere in the fiery pits of Hell, Big is puffing on a cigar with a shit-eating grin.
And now, your power rankings:
1) Shoe. We definitely all thought it, right? A…