Aaron Rodgers, French Chateaux, and...Poop?

We're all over the place today. Apologies.

As I was waiting to find out if I’d won Mega Millions on Tuesday night — rudely, I did not; if you’re the Floridian who did win, mazel tov, and I might need a loan for reasons I’m about to get into — I stumbled across something I wish I’d known years ago, if only for procrastination purposes. Savills, the British real estate firm, allows you to search s…