Doctor Odyssey Deadness Watch

Plus, the new Met Gala theme, we wonder about your Presidential platform (lighthearted!!!), and yet more It Ends With Us gossip.

Last week, we wrote about Doctor Odyssey and our — well, my husband’s — theory that everyone on the ship is dead, and Don Johnson is the Ferryman taking them all to the Other Side. The show remains so shockingly banal and bland that I’ve decided this is the only remotely acceptable way to consume it, and ergo, I present to you a valuable Doctor Odyssey …